Funny Conversations

Here are some funny conversations I've had with Jaxon lately:



Jaxon: There's something on my shirt.
Me: What is it?
Jaxon: It's not poop.
Me: Let me see.
Jaxon: Oh. I just licked it off.




Jaxon: Where's Daddy going?
Me: To work.
Jaxon: Why?
Me: Because he loves us very much.
Jaxon: When I grow up and get big, I'm going to go to work and fly the big Herk and wear a flight suit and boots and hat like Daddy. When I'm big.




Jaxon: I'm dizzy.
Me: Are you ok?
Jaxon: Yeah, my legs are just dizzy because I was sitting on my knees on the chair.
(I believe he was experiencing his first time of his legs falling asleep).